Me: *Nodding* Yep, I agree. You right.
Mme *in my mind* I will suck the dna strand out of your dick using only the sheer power of my esophagus
take this down
But if a dude make a post like this what y’all gonna say?
Men literally make posts like this everyday???? Shut the fuck up??? Wash ya ass maybe??? Exfoliate??
Anybody: Aye! I’m about to take a picture of you
THE FIRST TEN LIES THEY TELL YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL
1. We are here to help you.
2. You will have enough time to get to your class before
the bell rings.
3. The dress code will be enforced.
4. No smoking is allowed on school grounds.
5. Our football team will win the championship this year.
6. We expect more of you here.
7. Guidance counselors are always available to listen.
8. Your schedule was created with your needs in mind.
9. Your locker combination is private.
10. These will be the years you look back on fondly.
spelling bee administrator: your word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie